CoolAss bikers speak out:

“I never had a CoolAss before. I’ve lived without it all my life. Then finally, this year, I got one and my whole life has changed. I have greater self confidence and actually look forward to going to bars and rallies. I never go anywhere without it now.”
- CR, Woonsocket, RI

“My scooter IS my transportation. I take care of it - it takes care of me. That's why I never go anywhere without my CoolAss. Keeps my seat cool, dry and protected, and takes up practically zero storage space. Thanks CoolAss, for making scooter covers, too!"
- CP, Lake Dallas, TX

“Five us us here at work ride bikes most every day - three of us with CoolAss seat covers. Guess you could say we're a bunch of CoolAss bikers. As an added benefit, though, I have found another use for my CoolAss. It seems my wife's cat is terrified by the shiny thing. No longer does Satan's Spawn Demon Cat use my saddle as a claw sharpening post! Thanks CoolAss for a cooler, unscratched saddle!”
- GK, Addison, TX  (with SW and MS)

“After I bought my $800 custom seat, I was worried about wear and tear in the sun. When I saw CoolAss, I had to have one. For a few bucks, I have the best seat cover around – not to mention less worries and a cooler, dryer butt.”
- LW, Methuen, MA

“I hate having a hot ass, unless it’s mine for the whole night. With my CoolAss, I stay cool, avoid sweaty jeans and have better luck attracting real talent. ”
- JA, Coppell, TX

“I can slip my CoolAss on in a few seconds, leave it on as long as needed, and then slide it off when I get ready to ride again. It folds up in about the same space as my night glasses, so I can carry it anywhere. What a great product.”
- AF, Dunwoody, GA

“I love the CoolAss girls! I look forward to hanging out with them at bike rallies. Sorry CoolAss makers, I like the product, but I bought it because of the babe in short shorts that sold it to me. ”
- WN, Sandusky, OH

“Everywhere I go, people stop and look at my CoolAss. They ask me about it and when I tell them how great it is, they want some for themselves. I tell them the price is right, too.”
- CK, Belmont, CA

“Since receiving my order the girls can't talk of anything but my CoolAss. They walk by and beg to touch it. I often wonder if it will stand up to all the attention. The old lady appreciates it, too. She can mount up behind me, grab my CoolAss and sigh with satisfaction, which takes a lot of heat off my ass. Kudos for developing such a great product!”
- RM, Pine Bluff, AR

“Before I got my CoolAss, I used an old towel to protect my seat while out in the hot sun. Then one day it rained. Not only was my bike wet, now I had a wet towel to put in my saddle bag. What a pain in the a_ _. With my CoolAss, I never need carry a towel, wet or dry, and my seat is always cool and protected.”
- JB, Keller, TX

“Great product. Fits my rather large Royal Venture saddle nicely. But I must tell you, cool is nice, but overnight dry is better for me. Nothing worse than a wet butt in the morning combined with a "big head" hangover from the night before! ”
- BG, Norton, OH

“CoolAss is a great product and worth ten times what it costs. What a great idea. Thanks CoolAss. ”
- CV, Tucson, AZ

“My dumb Dad made me do this. But I love my CoolAss. Fits my bike, too. ”
- RBF, Roswell, GA