Right now down under it’s HOT! But in many places around the world, it’s pretty COLD.
No matter where you are though, or what you ride, we gotcha covered! And with these prices, now is a good time to buy – hot or cold! Now through April 30, 2017, all CoolAss-branded heat-reflective and waterproof covers are yours for 30% off! Shipping is free, too, for our US customers. $5 off shipping everywhere else. That’s about $15 off our largest selling size!
And as always, satisfaction is unconditionally guaranteed. Hurry though. April is just around the corner. Scroll down to find your size.
Motorcycles. The most fun one (or two) can have. That is, unless you’re jumping on an unprotected seat. You know. One that’s been in the sun for a while. Or in the rain. No fun. Not to mention uncomfortable.
Gotta get a CoolAss. For about the price of a case of good cold beer, you can protect your ass and more importantly, your significant other’s ass. You can stamp out swamp ass and sweaty-ass jeans. And if you have one of those big-time expensive leather saddles or a gel pad or sheepskin seat cover, you simply gotta get a CoolAss.
So – which size to buy? Genuine CoolAss now comes in three sizes to fit just about any bike. It’s unconditionally guaranteed. Ships the day you order it. And comes with its own storage pouch and a free CoolAss koozie! Any wonder thousands have been sold worldwide?
No matter what, we gotcha covered. If you’re unhappy for any reason – fit or otherwise, we’ll make it right or refund. Period. No questions. That’s what you’d expect from fellow bikers, right? And that’s a CoolAss deal! We accept all major credit cards. So go ahead. Scroll down to your size and get your own Genuine CoolAss!
This is the CoolAss size for solo seats and smaller dual rider saddles. Perfect for Honda Rebel, Harley Sportsters, smaller Suzuki Boulevards, like the S40 and C50, Yamaha V-Star 250, Harley Wide Glide and dozens of bikes with more compact dual seats.
The CoolAss DS-M measures about 18 x 28”, when laid flat, with a drawn elastic perimeter of about 46”. Average depth is roughly 4”. If the distance around your seat is between 50 and 88”, the DS-M is your CoolAss!
Our most popular and most ordered size for motorcycles. Over 60% of worldwide CoolAss sales are for the DS-L, formerly called DS. This is the right fit for most Harleys, including Road King, Heritage, V-Rod and Dyna. Also, buy DS-L for Honda cruisers, including 1300 and VTX 1800, as well as nearly every Yamaha Star and Kawasaki Vulcan, to name but a few.
The CoolAss DS-L measures about 22 x 31”, when laid flat, with a drawn elastic perimeter of about 56”. Average depth is roughly 5”. If the distance around your seat is between 60 and 102”, the DS-L is your CoolAss!
Okay - you guessed it. This is the size that fits the really large dual queen and dual king saddles. Like on Goldwings*, Harley Ultras* and Electras*, Yamaha Royal Venture and most other large v-twin cruisers. This is also the right CoolAss for Spyder ST, RS and RT, along with most large sport bikes like the Honda NT 700V.
The CoolAss DS-XL measures about 26 x 39”, when laid flat, with a drawn elastic perimeter of about 80”. Average depth is roughly 6”. If the distance around your seat is between 80 and 130”, the DS-XL is your CoolAss!
* CoolAss fits the bottom portion of saddles, not passenger backrests or large driver backrest configurations. It’s called CoolAss, not CoolBack! Seriously, if you have any questions or concerns about DS-XL for specific bikes or custom saddles, please call us at 940-497-3338.
By popular demand for friends and fellow riders!
Generally, a loose fit is better. Any extra material may be tucked in underneath the saddle for total protection and a more tailored look. Tucking also helps assure your CoolAss will stay put. Even on the windiest days!
Not sure which of the above is best for your ride? Need faster shipping or a quantity discount? No worries! Call us. We want to answer your questions on sizing or anything CoolAss! We may even be able to make a custom CoolAss just for you. Call us at 940-497-3338. We want to hear from you!
Drop us a line and tell us. We love hearing 'em!
"I have a Saddleman gel one-piece seat on my ’08 Vulcan Classic. We had our first really warm day here in Denver today, so I got out my brand new CoolAss and put it to the test. Had it on my bike all day while parked at work. We hit 87º without a cloud in the sky. When I came out at 5:30pm I was dreading the “hot ass ride I had ahead of me. To my amazement, the seat was as cool as if it had been parked in the shade all day! I’m so pumped that I found an item that was reasonably priced and works as advertised. Thank you, CoolAss!!"
MM, Denver, CO
"I ordered a seat cover from you guys in 2011 and love it. Where I work, my Harley sits in an open parking lot all day so, at 5pm in the Florida sun, well you know what happens. So I thank you, and my ass thanks you. Oh, and here’s a picture. Note even Spazz’s ass stays cool!"
MB, Lake City, FL
"After I bought my $800 custom seat, I was worried about wear and tear in the sun. When I saw CoolAss, I had to have one. For a few bucks, I have the best seat cover around – not to mention less worries and a cooler, dryer butt."
LW, Methuen, MA
"We recently purchased a CoolAss for our Harley. A couple of days ago it hit 112° here in the Palm Springs area and the Harley was parked in the sun for a few hours (with CoolAss cover on). The CoolAss cover worked great!!! It was large enough to leave my wife's helmet on the rear seat, underneath the cover as well. Both helmet and seat were cool enough to wear/sit on with absolutely no problem. Your product works just as you advertise!! Thanks for a great product!"
RP, Palm Springs, CA
"Talk about bad luck. My storage garage was broken into and the jerks took all my tools, accessories and my CoolAss! To make matters worse, my girlfriend left me the same day. Some things you just can't live without. Guess which item I replaced first? Here I am getting rather affectionate with my new CoolAss. Okay, girlfriend replacement comes next -- hope she understands the attachment..."
RG, McKinney, TX
"Great product. Fits my rather large Royal Venture saddle nicely. But I must tell you, cool is nice, but overnight dry is better for me. Nothing worse than a wet butt in the morning combined with a "big head" hangover from the night before!"
BG, Norton, OH
"My wife and I bought our CoolAss directly from Jan and Brian at the ROT Rally in Austin, Texas, way back in 2007, I believe. Linda was always complaining about burning her butt on the seat when we rode, and I completely understood! I’ve ridden standing on the pegs a time or two until my seat cools down. Not very smart, I guess. Very dangerous. Well it was Linda that made me buy the CoolAss. I must say, it’s the smartest thing she ever made me buy! Love your product."
Linda and Bill, TX